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Bold, wearable nurse humor and queer, sex-positive designs.
HIV+ RN · Sexual-health educator · #HoResponsibly
That
Slutty Nurse
Bedside manner. Zero judgment.
Hi, I'm the nurse who'll tell you the truth about your body without making it weird. HIV+ RN, sex-ed with a sense of humor, and living proof you can be responsible and a little slutty. Pull up a chair — the shift's just getting started.
The research blog
Research Without the Boring Shit
Queer sex, HIV, harm reduction, politics, and pleasure — explained by a nurse who actually likes sex.
Welcome to the part of the internet where sexual-health research gets translated into actual human language. I'm Brian — a nurse, an openly HIV-positive queer man, and a proud sex-positive slut. I read the studies, guidelines, and political fine print so we can talk about what they mean for queer adults without shame, scare tactics, or pretending nobody is having sex.
Research summaries + my own opinions — clearly labeled as we go.
About the brand
Meet the nurse
That Slutty Nurse started as a joke with a serious job to do: make sexual health something people actually want to talk about.
I'm an HIV-positive ICU nurse and DNP student who got tired of shame being the default setting. So I built a place where PrEP, U=U, STIs, recovery, and queer life get talked about honestly — with jokes, receipts, and zero judgment.
This is the front door. The merch, the education, and a few bigger projects are on the way.
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- 100K+
- Based in
- West Hollywood
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- #HoResponsibly
This site is for education and entertainment and is not personal medical advice. It does not represent any employer, and it is not a substitute for care from your own licensed clinician. For your health, talk to a professional.
Now charting
What's coming
This brand is more than a feed. Here's what's charting in — merch, education, and tools built by an actual nurse.
Coming Soon
Nursing Humor & Lifestyle Goods
Stickers, drinkware, and desk-drawer chaos for people who get it.
In the Works
Custom Cricut Creations
One-of-a-kind, hand-made pieces and personalized gifts.
In the Works
Sexual-Health & Education Content
PrEP, U=U, STIs, and Doxy-PEP — explained without the shame.
In the Works
Mental Health & Real Talk
Recovery, burnout, and the honest stuff nobody charts.
Coming Soon
Digital Products & Tools
Guides, downloads, and resources you can actually use.
In Development
Vital Sign / Drip Audit
A healthcare software project for clinical teams. See below.
The merch counter
Shop — coming soon
Nurse humor you can wear, stick, and gift. First drop is in the works. Join the list to get first dibs.
Coming soonSticker
Stay Trashy
Coming soonHat
Personalized Pup Cap
Vinyl Decal or Printed StickersStickers
Slutty Sticker Pack
Products shown are concepts · nothing is for sale yet
For Healthcare Teams
Vital Sign / Drip AuditIn development
A clinical tool, built by a bedside nurse
“If it wasn't charted, it didn't happen.”
A tool concept for reviewing vital signs and IV-drip documentation, compliance, and auditing workflows — designed from real bedside experience to cut charting friction, not add to it.
Request UpdatesIn early development. Not clinically validated, not HIPAA-certified, and not approved for patient care. The dashboard shown is a design mockup using synthetic sample data only.
Drip Audit · Unit Overview
Heart Rate
78bpm
Blood Pressure
118/76mmHg
SpO₂
97%
Temp
38.4°C
Rhythm
Charting compliance
94%
Active infusions
| Medication | Rate | Status |
|---|---|---|
| 0.9% Saline | 125 mL/hr | On track |
| Norepinephrine | 8 mcg/min | Review titration |
| Insulin | 2 units/hr | On track |
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When you're life becomes a sitcom then you can have you own website ... accept mines more like a smutty novel.
I'm just making my way down town, walking fast ... because gay speed